All right. Before you read this post you should read the link below...
Now that you've read the above article, I would like to give eight reasons why OCTO mother should not have her children in her custody. And quite frankly, I mean all 14 of them.
1. She doesn't have a home. Actually she hasn't for some time according to that article. Perhaps she owns some grocery bags to put her belongings in, but certainly not a home.
2. She will impose her skewed and Angelina Jolie oriented self image upon her daughters and feminine sons.
3. She's insane
4. When her sons begin boy scouts the other parents will be afraid that "Mama Sule" will try to be the den mother.
5. She consistently smells like baby powder and urine.
6, Gerber only has so much formula and once the pumps have broken it will take an entire staff at McDonalds to feed her family. Of course, that is if she can manage to get an advertising deal with the company in order to pay for food. HGH worked on octomom and it can work on your burger too!
7. There aren't enough hours in the day to teach 14 children how to read.
8. Heaven forbid one of those kids makes it to the White House. Where would they all stay? You better believe mom moves in first!