Over the course of the last year I have decreased my attention span to nothing. There was a time in which reading was a much loved past time. Now I only do it in airports. I've also become excessively addicted to diet soda.
All kinds of diet soda.
Diet Coke.
Diet Sprite.
Diet Dr. Pepper.
Diet Cherry Coke.
Diet cranberry seasonal Fresca.
And so on....
It takes until 1pm in the afternoon for the affine to kick in and by then I become wired until 2am at which point I go to bed and think about how I am supposed to start my diet day back up again.
I have become a zombie. Society is filled with living diet zombies. Living diet zombies who are addicted to things like Twitter.
Yep. I really like Twitter. I really do. Why? Because its minimal. It's controllable. You only have to see updates from the people you want to see them from. There are no games, gadgets, widgets, popups, pop-outs, popovers, scroll-overs, do-overs, friend requests, relationship (I don't care if you really don't love me you need to tell everyone you do anyways) requests.
Seriously. It's just quick and simple and available for those that have self-induced "CDHD".
What's CDHD you ask?
Caffeine Deficit Hyperactive Disorder
So, please stop depriving me of knowing your inner most thoughts. Sign up for Twitter and we can be "Tweeps".
2 comments:
pfft, you were my second ever tweep... that is special!
Enjoy your soda-pop.
Christal, I to am addicted to diet sodas. In fact, as I type this to you now I have a 32oz fountain diet coke from Maplefields, which is something that site on my desk every morning.
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